I went to see Echo and the Bunnymen last night. I hadn't seen them live before, so wasn't entirely sure what to expect. Just as well.
The band took to the stage at 8.20pm in a swirl of coloured lights and smoke-machine fog, and without pre-amble were straight into their opening. It was quite atmospheric, and I had a decent-ish perch with a reasonable view from which to take it all in ... until a tall bloke a few feet in front of me decided to hold his phone up above his head, with both hands and in landscape mode, for the entirety of songs, videoing them. This irked me, but provoked genuine anger from people behind me, with shouts of "Put your f***ing phone down!" ringing out regularly.
As for frontman Ian McCulloch, well, he was in good voice when singing, but between songs mumbled barely audibly into the mic, then bemoaned the lack of response. But no-one could hear him enough to make out what he was saying! At one point, I think he said something like, "I like Norwich. Do you like it here?" and when there was very little reaction since no-one really knew what he was saying, I think he then said, "Only eight people like Norwich." No, Ian, only eight people had a clue what you were saying...
After half an hour, Ian mumbled something else and then the whole band trooped off stage. And were gone for about twenty minutes. Unexpected. Cue the whole audience heading in one of three directions - merch stand, bar or toilet, and that's in ascending order of popularity. It was a funny old crowd - I felt quite young, which is unusual at a gig these days. I also spotted more walking sticks at one gig than I have ever seen before, and I'm not talking anything fancy here, no, these were all aluminium NHS issue. Then there was a bloke with an eye-patch, and the woman with one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen (a greying mullet with Dave Hill fringe, lightly coloured with something pastel, and looking like it had been created with the Wayne's World Suck-Cut). And the tattoos everywhere. Not for this crowd the artistic tattoo or culturally appropriated eastern characters, oh no. These were the tattoos of daggers and hearts and "Mother", of back-alleys and DIY-jobs. As with the band's performance, I didn't know what I expected of the audience either, but it wasn't this. And don't even get me started on the noisy babble of chatting gig-goers...
When the band finally reappeared, they seemed more content to wheel out the marquee numbers - The Cutter, The Killing Moon, Nothing Lasts Forever (neatly segueing into a cover of Walk On The Wild Side), and a joyous Seven Seas. But even for these, McCulloch spent much of the set perched on a wooden stool - I couldn't help but contrast this with the energy and showmanship of Brett Anderson from last month's Suede gig at the same venue. I know Ian is eight or so years older than Brett, but the difference was stark. But anyway, before I had too long to muse on the fact that even heroes get old, McCulloch (who turns 67 in May) mumbled something else into the mic and the whole band trooped off again...
...and there was an old-school length of time before the encore was granted. It felt like nearly five minutes, but surely that can't be so? Anyway, the band played two more songs, including a thumping Lips Like Sugar, and then, with a mumbled thank you, were gone. The house lights stayed down a long time, giving false hope of another encore, but finally flickered into life. The show, after an hour and 35 minutes of which about 25 were spent off-stage, was most definitely over.
Re-reading the above, I completely accept that I sound like a miserable sod. I also realise I sound judgemental when it comes to the audience, most of whom were entirely lovely (except the gig-chatters - they can get in the bin). I amsk what I amsk, as Popeye used to say, though I accept that's no excuse. For the avoidance of doubt, I should state for the record that I enjoyed the gig and had a good time, but also that I felt a little short-changed for what was not the cheapest of tickets. Everyone else seemed to be having a better time than me though, if the amount of bad drunken crowd-singing and the number of smartphones held aloft to film are any barometers. Sorry, judgey again. For me though, it was a seven out of ten gig at best. Suede last month were an easy nine. Am going to see Gene again later this month, and am expecting that to be a ten.
The best bit of the gig though was also the most important part - the music. These were highlights for me.
