Thursday 24 December 2020

Father Christmas, give us some money

Don't know why this doesn't get played as often as Slade and Wizzard but, straight from 1977, here are The Kinks with their attempt at a festive single... and it didn't chart, not even the lower reaches! A travesty!

Those lyrics in full. Maybe why it doesn't get played so much...

When I was small, I believed in Santa Claus though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stockings at Christmas, open my presents, and I'd be glad.
But the last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store,
A gang of kids came over and mugged me and knocked my reindeer to the floor. They said

Father Christmas, give us some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make us annoyed.
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit, don't give my sister a cuddly toy.
We don't want no jigsaw or Monopoly money, we only want the real McCoy.

Father Christmas, give us some money, we'll beat you up if you make us annoyed.
Father Christmas, give us some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.

Give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one, he's got lots of mouths to feed,
But if you've got one, I'll take a machine gun, so I can scare all the kids on the street

Father Christmas, give us some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make us annoyed.
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry Christmas, have yourself a good time.
But remember the kids who got nothing, while you're drinking down your wine.

Father Christmas, give us some money, we got no time for your silly toys.
Father Christmas, please hand it over, we'll beat you up, don't make us annoyed.
Father Christmas, give us some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make us annoyed.
Give all the toys to the little rich boys.

12 comments:

  1. I love how Ray Davies sings those lyrics with a smile on his face. Merry Christmas.

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  2. Merry Christmas to you and yours Martin

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  3. Great Christmas song choice - and I'm getting fantasy cover version thoughts - the Jam?!
    Wishing you and yours a happy Christmas Martin.

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    1. That would work :) And likewise to you, C, have a good one.

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  4. Always gets played in my house!

    Happy Christmas, Martin.

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    1. You too, Rol, happy first Christmas in your new home!

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  5. Sorry I missed this post on Christmas Eve - Quite a set of lyrics and a song I'd never heard before.

    Hope you enjoyed your day yesterday and can enjoy a bit of slobbing about today, Boxing Day style.

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    1. Thanks, Alyson. Likewise to you, on all counts.

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