Monday 26 October 2015

Lawn mowers of the world, unite and take over

Don't judge me but, when I'm cutting the grass and have to flick the mower's power lead out of the way with a sinusoidal ripple, I sometimes imagine I am Morrissey, doing this:

Morrissey flicks mic cable - photo credit: Dave Bullock, davebullock.com

I like to think I probably have the same facial expression as I do it too.

If you can think of a good Moz-related lawn pun, you know where the comments box is.

6 comments:

  1. Some lawn mowers are bigger than other guy's mowers?!

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    1. I was going with "I want the lawn I can't have..."

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  2. There is a lawn that never dries out?

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    1. To mow by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

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  3. November lawned a monster....got the bit between my teeth now!

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    1. Surely that should be Flymovember Lawned A Monster?

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