Thursday, 1 January 2026

Randcamp: New Year's Day

Searching Bandcamp for songs called "New Year's Day" throws up a lot of execrable rubbish, not all of which are cover versions of Bono's boys. But here's three that aren't terrible.

Ken Nilsen is a singer songwriter from the US who, from the sounds of this, mostly just wants to play his guitar. This song is two years old today.

Ladyshark are a New York punk 3-piece girl-band. This starts okay and has interesting short-story-esque lyrics...

This is probably my favourite of the three, by the challengingly-named Cancer Kittens. Now eight years old, this is unlikely to lift any low moods.

This might be the start of a new series (Randcamp, maybe?) in which I stick random search terms into Bandcamp and report the best (or worst) findings, who knows? But for now, which (if any) of these three do you like?

Wednesday, 31 December 2025

On you go

So ends 2025, the blog's most prolific year ever, if all you count is the number of posts. Amazing what a 60-piece, inexplicably popular (for me) series can do to numbers. Don't worry, it won't last.

Anyway, I started the year with some Gene, so it seems right to end with Rozzer. I've posted this song before but when it's this good, who cares about repetition?

Pack your bags, fix eyes ahead...

Tuesday, 30 December 2025

Don’t tell me everything's alright

How Do You Sleep At Night? is a Bragg-lite protest song for the 2020s from Liverpudlian troubadour Jamie Webster, that feels like it will always be relevant, sadly.

Monday, 29 December 2025

Monday long song: Creep (Very 2021 Rmx)

There can't be many people (anyone?) unfamiliar with the original version of Radiohead's breakout hit, Creep, from 1992. However, I'd wager there aren't too many who are familiar with this remix from 2021, credited to Thom Yorke featuring Radiohead. It goes on a bit, and can perhaps best be described as uneasy listening. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Sunday, 28 December 2025

Sunday shorts: Mick's Blessings

Can't beat an early Style Council instrumental from the pen of the Mighty Mick Talbot. Weller on hand claps, I expect. Play loud!!!

Saturday, 27 December 2025

A watertight hit

I see Jimmy Carr recently posted footage from a stand-up show he did in the US in which an audience member was spectacularly, uncontrollably triggered by a relatively mild joke about Princess Diana. I don't know what they would have made of this, from Mitchell and Webb...

What? Too soon? Can't be, can it, when the joke isn't about her.

Friday, 26 December 2025

Blue Friday: Forever J

Forever J was the opening track of the late, great Terry Hall's 1994 album Home. Co-written, as much of the album was, with "fifth Smith" Craig Gannon, this is pretty far from Terry's more famous work with The Specials, Fun Boy Three and The Colourfield. Indeed, on first listen this atypical fare is almost too smooth, too MOR, too FM-friendly, too conventional. But dig into the lyrics and it really isn't. Imagine being in love with J. "Uncertain, coy and hard to please, she kisses me through gritted teeth." Blimey.

Like Isabelle Adjani
She glides by upon a bank of violets
With those eyes that see it all
And then she smiles

Like a bee with honeyed thighs
A living hell, a slice of heaven
She is Jekyll and Hyde
Every truth and every lie

She holds a candle to my shame
I take everything but blame
When it comes to naming names
I'll name J, forever J

Uncertain, coy and hard to please
She kisses me through gritted teeth
But when I'm weak, she whispers dreams
She says "Oh well, you're no Mel Gibson
But that's okay"
Today could be your lucky day
And I collapse into a heap

She's a bee with honeyed thighs
A living hell, a slice of heaven
She's good, she's bad
It makes me mad
She's all I'll never have

She holds a candle to my shame
I take everything but blame
When it comes to naming names
I'll name J, forever J

She's a bee with honeyed thighs
A living hell, a slice of heaven
She is Jekyll and Hyde
Every truth and every lie

She holds a candle to my shame
I take everything but blame
When it comes to naming names
I'll name J

She laughs and sunshine hits her face
Cries and tears pour down like rain
When it comes to naming names
I'll name J, forever J

And she says
(Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me)
Forever J
(Kiss me, miss me, kiss me)
And she says
(Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me)

Thursday, 25 December 2025

TV times...

Christmas television is not what is was in our younger day, quality content diluted across so many channels and platforms.

So here's an alternate viewing schedule for you, comprising videos I've squirelled away in my YouTube Watch Later list but never really found a reason to post about individually. Start this straight after Christmas lunch and this little lot should see you through to bedtime. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals...

  1. Alice Roberts | Morals Without Religion: the Unholy Mrs Knight and the Hypocritical Humanist - in case you've had too much religion this week (43:53)
  2. FT Drama starring Stephen Fry | Is AI going to change who we really are? - short thought-provoker, feels very now (13:43)
  3. BBC Archive | Big Jim's Boozy Bike Trip to Braemar - a reminder why Nationwide was better than The One Show (7:05)
  4. The Jam | Danish TV Concert Special - nicely remastered TV special from 1982 (38:00)
  5. CBS Mornings: R.E.M. on songwriting, breaking up and their lifelong friendship - proper Christmas feelgood (41:20)
  6. BBC | "Call My Bluff" S11 E5 (1977) featuring Gabrielle Drake, Tom Baker, Miriam Stoppard, Alan Coren - tea-time telly with (70s sigh) Nick's sister Gabrielle... (29:56)
  7. Mel Smith & Griff Rhys Jones | The Homemade Xmas Video - my concession to the fact that it's Christmas, after all (32:54)
  8. The Royal Institution | The harsh reality of ultra processed food - with Chris Van Tulleken - something to digest as you, er, digest... (57:53)
  9. Documentary | He's Starsky, I'm Hutch - be honest, you're already hearing the theme tune in your head (44:40)
  10. DUST | Limbo - nothing says Christmas like a short film of Black Mirror-esque dystopia (24:22)
  11. Fearne Cotton's Happy Place | Minnie Driver On How The Meaning Of Life Can Fluctuate - I could watch Minnie all day (54:54)
  12. The Diary Of A CEO | Jimmy Carr: The Easiest Way To Live A Happier Life - love him or loathe him, he has some interesting things to say in this long-form interview (1:40:28)
  13. Graham Norton | Robin Williams - unrivalled late-night chat show fare (37:42)
  14. Television Archive | If I Ruled The World - late-night panel show comedy from 1999, if you still don't want to go to bed... (29:23)

Wednesday, 24 December 2025

The gospel according to Pete and Dud

"Me and the lads were abiding in the fields..."

Happy Christmas to all those that do.

Tuesday, 23 December 2025

When The Thames Froze

Not a history lesson about London frost fairs but a 2011 Christmas song from Smith & Burrows, about whom I know very little. This starts sad, with some lyrics that are unfortunately still relevant, but manages to cheer itself up slightly by the end. Hopefully this Christmas will do the same.