Let's ignore the strange-but-true state of Prince Philip getting his own top-line news category (ahead of the apparently more trivial coronavirus and Brexit), and instead revel in the magnificence of this headline, and the least creative use of stock photography imaginable...
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I was shocked to read that M&S is suing Aldi over a fake Colin The Caterpillar cake. Having tried to eat a real Colin The Caterpillar cake that Louise bought for me and Sam at Christmas, god knows why anyone would want to create a fake one.
ReplyDeleteEvery day we get closer to The Day Today.
Don't we just?
DeleteI almost started typing a terrible joke about a Derek the Doppelganger cake, which probably suggests I am dangerously tired.
We can all rest easy now: Judge Rinder has given his verdict on Colin and Cuthbert.
DeleteHa, brilliant. What would they make of a Colin (or Cuthbert) caterpillar cake left in a tree, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteThe tree would probably get sued...
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