Don't judge me but, when I'm cutting the grass and have to flick the mower's power lead out of the way with a sinusoidal ripple, I sometimes imagine I am Morrissey, doing this:
I like to think I probably have the same facial expression as I do it too.
If you can think of a good Moz-related lawn pun, you know where the comments box is.
Some lawn mowers are bigger than other guy's mowers?!
ReplyDeleteI was going with "I want the lawn I can't have..."
DeleteThere is a lawn that never dries out?
ReplyDeleteTo mow by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine.
DeleteNovember lawned a monster....got the bit between my teeth now!
ReplyDeleteSurely that should be Flymovember Lawned A Monster?
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