Monday, 26 October 2015

Lawn mowers of the world, unite and take over

Don't judge me but, when I'm cutting the grass and have to flick the mower's power lead out of the way with a sinusoidal ripple, I sometimes imagine I am Morrissey, doing this:

Morrissey flicks mic cable - photo credit: Dave Bullock, davebullock.com

I like to think I probably have the same facial expression as I do it too.

If you can think of a good Moz-related lawn pun, you know where the comments box is.

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6 comments:

  1. Lawn Mower Wizard28 October 2015 at 14:03

    Some lawn mowers are bigger than other guy's mowers?!

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    1. Martin28 October 2015 at 14:47

      I was going with "I want the lawn I can't have..."

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  2. Heave18 November 2015 at 19:07

    There is a lawn that never dries out?

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    1. Martin18 November 2015 at 21:36

      To mow by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

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  3. Heave20 November 2015 at 20:21

    November lawned a monster....got the bit between my teeth now!

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    1. Martin20 November 2015 at 23:21

      Surely that should be Flymovember Lawned A Monster?

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