Tuesday, 31 October 2023

Don't have nightmares

It's Halloween, which seems an appropriate time to ask, what's the most scared you've ever been watching a film? I don't mean unsettled, or (incoming awful Americanism alert) grossed out, or spooked, or startled, but actually, properly, physically and mentally scared?

Slasher movies, gore, teenagers going into woodsheds, they don't do much for me, to be honest, never have. In fact, I'd go as far as to say I generally find them faintly ridiculous. No, for me it has to be a film that gets in your head as well as under your skin. Psychological horror, subtlety, atmosphere, tension and the uncanny or unnerving - these are the things that do it for me.

Back in 2010, when this blog was still in short trousers and most of you weren't reading it (except Rol, he was an early adopter), I wrote a Halloween post about my top thirteen unsettling films. Number two on that list was The Others, a 2001 vehicle for Nicole Kidman, and to this day the film that has scared me the most on first watching. I was going to enthuse about it again, but I can't improve on what I wrote about it thirteen years ago, which was this:

Like The Omen, The Others had such an effect on me because of the circumstances in which I watched it. Dispatched to the Big Smoke for a week to do a training course, my evenings in a soulless corporate hotel were boring beyond words. What better way to while away the evening than watching a movie on the old pay-per-view? After all, the company Amex was paying, right? Down went the lights and on went The Others... so it's late, it's dark, and I'm away from home, all alone, in unfamiliar surroundings. At one point, I had to get up and make a cup of tea to break the tension (you know the scene, it's when you think it's the little girl all dressed up under that veil). I had to put all the lights back on for the end, I was that unnerved. I know, almost as big a scaredycat as my sister. But not, because this film is unsettling in the extreme. What could be worse than laying awake in your darkened bedroom, only for unseen feet to thump across the floorboards and unseen hands to fling back the curtains? And Christ, how would it feel to realise all your hired help are dead? Not great, I'm guessing. Oh, and there's that scene where our heroine tries to escape into town only to be stopped by (quite brilliantly added digital) fog, and then she bumps into her long-absent husband... only he's not quite right, is he? And with good cause. I've tried to get my partner to watch this on a number of occasions, and she just won't. Tells you all need to know about the goosebump-inducing, dream-disrupting, lights-back-on-please qualities of this excellent chiller.

I still think The Shining, which topped my list, is a better, more unsettling film but for sheer heart-racing fright The Others, and the all-important circumstances in which I first watched it, still takes some beating. Here's that scene I mentioned in my chart-rundown review.

Tip the authorNot so scary out of context, I guess, and maybe even less so now we all know the plot twist. But back then, on first watching... oh boy. Anyway, as Nick Ross used to say, don't have nightmares ... or do. It is Halloween, after all. Maybe turn the lights off and watch something frightening tonight...

6 comments:

  1. I like your list, though ironically The Others would be the one that wouldn't get anywhere near mine. I liked it enough, but it's never been one I've felt like watching again, unlike The Shining, The Thing et al.

    Scariest film? When I was a kid, I watched The Amityville Horror and it freaked me out. I had to go get myself a drink from the fridge afterwards to calm my nerves. (I still rate it very highly - higher than most critics - and I became a bit obsessed with the story after that, reading all three novels.)

    Beyond that, the only horror film I found genuinely disturbing was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, original version. It wasn't any of the violent or gory bits though, it was the scene where they have the dinner party and they "bring Granddad down". When he sucks the girl's finger, she screams for about five minutes, and I honestly found that difficult to watch.

    I do love horror films though. Even rubbish ones. Whereas my patience for a lot of movies has worn thin over the years, horror is still the one genre I'll gravitate towards if I have a night on my own, even if I end up watching some right old tat.

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    1. It really is so much to do with the circumstances in which the film is first watched, isn't it? Although Amityville and Chainsaw are good picks in any circumstances. Am trying to decide whether to watch The Babadook or Midsommar tonight, but not sure I've got the nerve for either. Seems my capacity for having the wind put up me is not what it once was.

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    2. Midsommar is just a poor man's Wicker Man. I love his first film though.

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    3. Might have to be The Babadook then.

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    4. Gets the thumbs up from me

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    5. Well, that raised the hair on the back of my neck...!

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