...to the silver-haired lady in the blue Audi who tried to park her car next to mine. Who tried and failed, putting a crease in my bumper and leaving a nice line of blue paint to highlight it. Who got out of her car to inspect the damage to my car. And who got back in her car and just drove away, leaving no details.
Up yours, lady.
I hope you uttered an Alan Partridge style "You people".
ReplyDeleteNot longer after I passed my test and got my first car (a classic 1969 Triumph Herald 13/60, which I adored) I was in a large, nearly empty car park and for some inexplicable reason still managed to bump into one of the few other vehicles in it - a Jaguar. I was mortified. I got out, had a look at my car, which had some damage, and then at the Jag. It was unblemished, but I felt so awful I still left a note on the windscreen!
Which was, of course, the decent thing to do. If only you were driving a blue Audi round my neck of the woods...
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