Friday 16 March 2018

"Ladies and gentlemen, the clown show has been put on hiatus for retooling."

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  1. Put another shilling in the meter!

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    1. Brilliant! But down to coppers at the mo.

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  2. Sometimes you just have to turn it off and turn it on again... :-)

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  3. The problem with technology these days is that you can't just hit it to make it work again.

    My first television - give it a thump and the picture settled down.

    My first car - pop the bonnet and rap random bits of metal with a spanner (or hold a hairdryer over a certain part for a few minutes). Voila: it started.

    If you like, Martin, I could pop round and give you a slap. See if that does the trick.

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    1. My first TV - wave the indoor aerial around lots, before ending up with it back where it started...

      My first car - spray some godawful chemical into the carburettor until life was restored.

      This blog - I need to rediscover its (and my) purpose. Yes, a slap, basically.

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